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Translate your Cox
How to translate a cox
Cox: "I didn't eat a donut."
Truth: "I had two. OK, three."
Cox: "Let it run."
Truth: "I think this is a nice place to stop, don't you?"
Cox: "Let it run let it run let it run!"
Truth: "Wow, that bridge abutment really snuck up on me."
Cox: "Bow four, sit up to row"
Truth: "Stern four says they're tired and I'm scared of stroke."
Cox: "That boat has
good set."
Truth: "We don't."
Cox: "I wonder where that crew's from."
Truth: "They're hot."
Cox: "Check out those cool blades/boat/unis!"
Truth: "They're hot."
Cox: "I don't think they're in our race."
Truth: "I hope not,
'cause they'll beat us."
Cox: "I do so know what lane we're in!"
Truth: "Damn."
Cox: "I saw it! I was steering precisely."
Truth: "Yes, that was blind luck I didn't hit it."
Cox: "This is a nice course."
Truth: "Wish I had my pole, to do some trolling."
Cox: "The goose was suicidal."
Truth: "I steered for it."
Cox: "Eyes in the boat!"
Truth: "Yeah, they were hot."
Lies rowers tell
their coxes:
Rower: "The coxbox isn't working....."
Truth: "I unplugged the speaker."
Rower: "The coach said turn around at the bridge."
Truth: "The one 5km downriver."
Rower: "My slide broke."
Truth: "I sawed it before practice."
Rower: "We need a water break here!"
Truth: "There's a hot crew here!"
Rower: "I think I heard thunder."
Truth: "I'm hungry and want to stop rowing."
Rower: "I was admiring their timing!"
Truth: "Fill-in-appropriate-body-part-here."
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